It's official:

I've moved.

Things I am going to enjoy

about living alone:

I don't have to fight anyone for the TV,

or the bathroom.

I can cook what I want, when I want,

and no one will drink my milk.

I can leave change lying around

and it will still be there when I come back for it.

Things I might not enjoy:

No one else will cook me dinner.

No one else will clean the bathroom.

No one else will wash the dishes.

If you ever want to come visit,

just let me know.

I promise not to ask you to

cook, clean, or wash dishes!

P.S. Thanks for your help

Andrew and Steve.

I owe you...